Harnessed Jesus Ass.

Being the son of Classical musicians meant that for most of my young life I was dragged kicking and screaming to every single classical musical performance in driving distance whether I wanted to go or not. (I did not. Ever.). I have always found the most insufferable piece of music to be The Messiah. It’s very long, very annoying, and is really just maybe six sentences repeated 500 times VVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYYYSSLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY. It’s like they combined Baroque music and the Chinese Water Torture. I’m convinced that nobody actually likes it… they’re just too scared to say so. When I tell people how awful I think it is, they react as if I’m telling them the holocaust didn’t happen (it did.).

And every fucking easter, someone would put on a performance of it and I would yet again be dragged kicking and screaming to witness another performance.
That said… had I gotten to see some harnessed Jesus ass, I may have at least kinda enjoyed the show. A bit.

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