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Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn.

Today’s WHATTHEFUCK. Amazon is filled with all sorts of self-published works of fiction, how-to, self-help and other random pieces of writing that defy description. Anyone can publish their own eBooks and this has lead us to a place where every fetish imaginable has been exhausted and we’re now into the unimaginable.

This being us to… Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn. A book that… well, it’s about a farmer named Matthew McConneymay who meets Lipton, a… man-sized ear of corn who’s funny and charming and headed to the same agricultural conference as our protagonist… you know how these things go… boy meets vegetable and things heat up.

One of the more touching moments is how Matthew is taken with the corn’s beautiful yellow kerneled skin.

It’s also rather telling that even though Matthew is willing to date pretty much anything, but he still manages to find one that looks like himself.

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The Hairy Tales of Men.Com

When I first saw this set come up, I had my reservations. But, since Men.Com is pushing a lot of parodies, I had to see what their take on the good ol’ fairy tale was like. Thus, the “Hairy Tale.”

So the first part was their take on Little Red Riding Hood – “Red Rides.” With Luke Adams playing Red, and Kurtis Wolfe as, well… the Wolf. It was a great scene. Luke, not as muscular as Kurtis, but is and will always be hot as hell! And he takes Wolfe’s cock like a champ.

The Second story is “Worship Me.” This one wasn’t my favorite as far as story goes, but lets be real. Who watches porn for a story? Here you have Wesley Woods and Will Braun tailoring an outfit for Arad Winwin. Even though it wasn’t my favorite out of the three, I couldn’t keep myself from getting hard. Again, watching Arad fuck both Will and Wesley is pretty damn hot, and that’s what we’re watching for… big dicks in tight asses.

Now, I must say that the third part was by far my favorite. Colton Grey wanders into the home of, yep… you guessed it, the three bears – Dirk Caber, Marc Giacomo and Derek Bolt. Aside from having a HUGE crush on Dirk Caber, the scene got me hard, instantly.

Although I don’t think it was officially billed as a parody, I must say kudos to Men.Com for coming up with their twist on the fairy tale.

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Shut Up, Jasun: Hardly Working

Production Run Day One. Finally finished. A new cameraman to train, the return of Jay Bentley. Shooting outside in the 113° heat of Palm Springs, we had a lighting failure, a near-disaster with a tripod knock-over, our caterer broke his ankle, my printer ran out of ink while printing out release forms… But we made it. Data transferred, Tyler Rush picked up at the airport, tomorrow’s scene all planned and I’m ready to tackle tomorrow after a nice long sleep. Which I really need…

If you want to rent the house where we’re shooting, check out the website at http://www.psmid-century.com

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Chatting with Tory Mason

This is the slightly edited version to fit Youtube’s 10-minute limit. Check out more at my blog http://www.GayDailyHot.com

I’d wanted to get a chance to talk to Tory for a while but he’s surprisingly shy. I wish I’d known that Lance Bennett was waiting to take him out on their first date… I probably wouldn’t have asked about dating a bottoming.. a least Lance knew what he was in for…

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