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Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn.

Today’s WHATTHEFUCK. Amazon is filled with all sorts of self-published works of fiction, how-to, self-help and other random pieces of writing that defy description. Anyone can publish their own eBooks and this has lead us to a place where every fetish imaginable has been exhausted and we’re now into the unimaginable.

This being us to… Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn. A book that… well, it’s about a farmer named Matthew McConneymay who meets Lipton, a… man-sized ear of corn who’s funny and charming and headed to the same agricultural conference as our protagonist… you know how these things go… boy meets vegetable and things heat up.

One of the more touching moments is how Matthew is taken with the corn’s beautiful yellow kerneled skin.

It’s also rather telling that even though Matthew is willing to date pretty much anything, but he still manages to find one that looks like himself.

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Spiderman – A Gay Parody

Yeah, I’ a little behind – feels like the real life job is trying to work me to death, but I did get a chance to sit down and watch the first part of Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody from Men.Com.

I’m hoping that this series gets better as it goes on. If you haven’t seen it yet, it does start off rather slow. They are doing the Spiderman build up – how Peter gets his powers, the death of a loved one… discovering his superpowers. I do love the choice of Will Braun as Peter. He’s got the right amount of nerdy-ness and hotness to play the role. I also enjoy the fact that he is partnered with Tobias in the first scene. I’ve started to like him. He’s not super defined, but is still in good shape. The fact that they both flip fuck each other is pretty hot. It’s nice watching a guy not only take it, but give it as well.

It’s great to see the level of detail that Men.Com has put into their parodies. Take a look at Peter’s back wall, and you’ll see movie posters for Superman v. Batman, Star Wars and Captain America.

 

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Ex-Machina

I sat down and watched the first two parts to Ex-Machina: A Gay XXX parody from MEN.COM – Pretty Hot… I’ve always had a thing for Jessy Ares, so that was a bonus! In the second part, I started to be realistic, and started to wonder – machines having sex? sweaty, hot, sex… there is no way that this could be good… then I smacked myself and said, “Paddy O’Brian… Fucking and shooting his load… WHO CARES! It’s Hot.” 19 10 3 23

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