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Porn Director Problems: When there’s something on the lens but the men wanna Suck Dick.

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Being the director means a lot more than just yelling “action” and watching the men fuck. While we were shooting this scene from the up-coming Titanmen movie Cum Laude, I noticed a tiny spec on the monitor from camera 2. That means we have to stop the action… try to fix the problem and then move forward.

But when your men have great chemistry and just wanna play… that means that while you’re moving lights, adjusting gear or (in this case) cleaning the lens… the dick sucking doesn’t stop.

Watch for this scene with Dirk Caber and Jackson Grant coming soon.

If you wanna see Dirk in action now… Click Here check him out in one of the biggest scenes I’ve ever done from OUT!

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File Under “Duh”: Straight Men More Willing To Have Gay Sex While Drunk

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A new study published in The Journal of Social Psychology gives us a bit of scientific background to the well known phenomenon we call “The Five Beer Queer.”

This field study, conducted outside of bars in the Midwestern United States, examined 83 heterosexuals’ sexual willingness with a same- or other-sex partner. Participants viewed a randomly assigned video vignette of a same- or other-sex partner. Alcohol intake, partner attractiveness, and sexual willingness were measured. Using moderated regression analysis, we found that alcohol intake predicted sexual willingness with the male target for both men and women, but not with the female target. The attractiveness of same-sex partners was related to sexual willingness. Sexual willingness was only influenced by alcohol intake and perceived attractiveness of a same-sex prospective partner. Most notably, alcohol intake was related to increased sexual willingness of men with a same-sex partner, suggesting a potential shift in normative casual sexual behavior among heterosexual men.

In other words, straight guys are more likely to “go there” if they’ve had a few drinks.

My own personal market research in this area back in college could have told you that, although I should probably point out that it’s NEVER ok to ply your hot straight guy friend with tequila shots in hopes that he’ll give you a shag.

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Gay Porn Star Car Karaoke Telephone

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After an exhausting week of shooting our new movie here in Palm Springs, we decided to have some fun on the way to the gym. We work hard, we play hard.

Or… I guess in this case, we lip sync to Lady Gaga songs.

Jason Vario in the front seat with me, Alex Graham and Jesse Jackman in the back seat.

Enjoy…

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Cauke Opening Montage

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For those of you who want to know what I’ve been up to but do NOT want to see dirty gay smut… here’s the first 45 seconds of my newest movie Cauke For President. The movie is about a closeted gay Republican senator who gets outed by a Manhunt hookup and… hilarity ensues. Well no… just a lot of gay sex. Anyway… this clip is totally work safe and features cameos by Matt Baume, JoeMyGod, Gay Comic Geek and features the voice talents of Don Mike and ME, dammit. (it also has Matthew Bosche in his debut Titanmen role playing senator Mike Cauke). Enjoy…

and yes… please go ahead and send me more “Shut Up, Jasun” questions… I’m ready to come back if you’re ready to have me.

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So, which one of these would you stick in your butt?

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yes, I have small hands. On set with Hunter Marx, Dirk Caber and Dallas Steele. We… had some toys to play with.

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I’m not allowed in the kitchen while cooking is happening.

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hope you all have a good couple of weeks.

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Gay Porn Star Matrix

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This is what happens when you shoot video of gay porn stars choreographing fight moves and then hand the tapes to a video editor with a warped sense of humor. This is from the 2006 Titanmen movie Spy Quest 2 that starred the handsome Spencer Quest. There’s a totally X-rated version of this over at Mancast.

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Gay Porn Star Road Trip Madonna

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A VERY long drive… stuck in traffic driving from LAX to Palm Springs. You gotta do SOMETHING to entertain yourselves. So we threw on some music and had a sing-a-long. Dario Beck and Justin King were my two passengers. Love them both. We never went much over about 20 MPH and most of the time were about 5. Which meant our trip took us about 4 hours. (it’s usually about 100 minutes). Oh well… clearly we had a lot of fun.

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Shut Up, Jasun: Dumb Starbucks Edition

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Randomly heard from my friends on Facebook about this “parody” coffee shop about 5 minutes from my house in Silverlake. It’s called “Dumb Starbucks.” Everyone was talking about it, trying to figure out just what it was, trying to find out the story behind it. I decided to come down and check it out myself. When I first saw how long the line up was, I almost bailed (two hours for a free cup of coffee is more than I really have time for) but then I saw Johnny “Gay Pimp” MacGovern in line and I hopped in line and said “hi.”

We were all very aware that it was probably part of a promotional campaign for something.. the general consensus was that it was Jim Carrey promoting the new Dumb and Dumber movie. But when something that the whole world is talking about is happening a short trip from your house… why not check it out.

Yeah, we’ve never heard of Nathan.. whatsisname, either.

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Gay Porn Star Boogie Shoes Karaoke

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Yes. It was Glee Day in the car that day. I do have to say that the moment from the show where this song is performed is one of the most uplifting moments in TV history. A young transgendered girl showing up in public dressed as a female for the first time… on stage in front of a huge audience. I think what I love about it so much is that while I can’t exactly relate to being transgendered, I CAN relate to finally saying “fuck it” and just laying everything about myself out for everyone to see and not really giving a shit about who likes it and who doesn’t.

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