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Homo, Please:

A sadly-necessary roundup of bullshit from the inter webs. 

No, “I would do anything for love but I won’t do that” isn’t about anal sex. Or pegging. And meatloaf didn’t write that song. 

No, Madonna did not “perform with holograms.” Those were just digital layovers done for the TV audience. The live audience didn’t see them. 

No, Hillary Clinton still isn’t going to be arrested. 

There was no cloning facility discovered in the Nevada desert. 

Marijuana doesn’t kill cancer cells. 

Turmeric doesn’t cure Alzheimer’s. 

Dandelion root doesn’t cure liver failure. 

Ginger doesn’t treat kidney problems. 

Boiled banana peel doesn’t help you “melt fat.”

Vaccinate your damn kids. 

There is no such thing as a “condom that tests for STDs.”

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