Make Me Wet

I’ve been a huge fan of MenAtPlay since they first appeared on the web back in the 90s and their content was all just still pictures… some of them got a bit messy, but the whole focus was hot men in suits… fast forward to 2019 and there are literally hundreds of incredible videos with stunning men… muscle, hair, uncut thick dicks, stubble and a lot of steamy action.

This new scene kinda feels like some of their very early scenes… hot action, hot men and the top gets his suit soaking wet while he hauls out that big dick and fucks.

Andy Onassis and Malek Tobias steam up the screen in this one. And I can’t recommend buying a membership to MenAtPlay enough. One of the hottest sites going and with that many years of content you’ll never run out of stuff to jerk off to.

Click Here to watch the whole scene at MenAtPlay

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About 20 years ago I was at Queen Video on Queen Street in Toronto looking for something to rent to watch that night. That was back in the days you had to go out and rent VHS tapes and the best places had all the cool underground movies, documentaries and random things you’d never heard about but rented based solely on the cover.

I found a documentary called Making Porn and added it to whatever else I had rented that day (if my memory serves me, it was the Whoopie Goldberg comedy Jumpin’ Jack Flash). It was, obviously, about how gay porn was made… but it strongly featured a director named Chi Chi LaRue. I had heard of Chi Chi, of course, in those days we were all pretty up on who was who in porn, but didn’t know much past the name and a few titles. I was struck by just how focused and driven he was on set… I also loved how fun the whole process looked. At the time I was working a corporate purchasing job that was slowly sucking my soul away and at night I was trying to become a rock star with my band PlasticPalacePeople. But there was something in that movie that made me wonder what it would be like to work in porn… and within 4 years I had my first job working as web designer and video editor for a small studio based in Toronto… fast forward to 2019 and after knowing each other for years… Chi Chi and I finally got to work together on a movie he’s directing for Noir Male. I’m doing still photography on this, and it’s been a very rewarding experience so far. It’s been very fun to be able to break the mold of what I’ve been doing for years and let my creativity bloom a bit in directions I haven’t gone before… it’s also just been a blast to work with a bunch of models I haven’t worked with before…

Stay tuned, I’ll have more info coming soon…

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My Boss Caught Me Jerking Off.

So now that I’ve relaunched here at DickHarden and I’m updating semi-regularly, one of my top search terms is “Jasun Mark Caught Jerking Off.”

And… yes… like a few times a month I still get asked for this clip. It’s been nearly a decade since Jake Cruise caught me jerking off in my office, shot video of it, posted it on the now-defunct CocksureMen blog called “CuzUrHorny” and… I became a meme.

People still ask me about this and I’m going to come clean. Not like I’m an Oscar-caliber actor, but the fact that many people aren’t sure if this was real or not means that Jake and I did pretty well. But yeah, this was planned and this was, in fact TAKE THREE. I had to cum three times before we got it right. I was pretty tired when I got home.

Enjoy (clearly I did)

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Rimrock… my first scene I shot for Hot House

What a fun shoot that was… I didn’t direct this. My buddy Trenton Ducati did. He had called me up out of nowhere and asked if I’d be interested in coming on as part of the production team for the new Hot House movie that was to be shot in the semi-snow-covered Idyllwild. The movie had no name yet, but we had our cast and location and wrote in all the blanks as we went along.

Trenton and I met when he was a new performer on the set of François Sagat’s Incubus and I was a newly-hired camera man. I was still a cameraman on this shoot, but Trenton had risen to the director’s chair and he’s doing a bang-up job on this movie.

It was COLD… but we didn’t care… we had a porn movie to make and we had our stars Roman Todd and Devin Franco ready to go. We lit a fire, cranked up the heat and captured some magic.

Click here to see the whole movie at Hot House.

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That time I made a gay porn movie based loosely on Aaron Schock.

The original working title was “Aaron’s Cock,” but as the script grew and changed, we decided on the running joke of his name being Mike Cauke which sounds like “my cock.” And Cauke For President was born.

We cast the then unknown Matthew Bosch as Mike… his boyish looks and gigantic dick made it a no-brainer. We added Nick Prescott, Tex Davidson, Dallas Steele, David Benjamin, Adam Ramzi and Luke Adams to the mix and the movie took on a life of its own.

It took on a life of its own… the movie became the biggest hit I ever directed and was nominated for more awards than I could even remember. I still have people asking me about it and last week while I was on a self-imposed retreat in Palm Springs for some much-needed downtime, I met a very handsome lawyer from Canada who told me that the scene with Tex and David was one of his favorite gay porn scenes ever. When he told me this, he didn’t know that I’d directed that movie and written that scene.

Anyway… now that CITIZEN Aaron Schock, anti-gay former Senator who voted against gay people every chance he got has been… well, photographed making out with his hands down a dude’s pants while walking around half naked at Coachella… I figure it’s time for us to go back to Cauke and have some fun.

There’s a HUGE gallery of pics from the movie after the jump… Or just CLICK HERE to see Cauke In Action...

Watch the full movie at Titanmen.

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Here it is, folks, the new Madonna single

Not entirely sure what I think about this yet, but I like it a lot more than anything from her last album. Madonna seemed to lose her way in the 2010s, following weird trends that she never quite fit. This new song is mostly whispered and feels rather microscopic next to the huge, bombastic and obtuse songs like “Bitch, I’m Madonna,” but this is exactly where she seems to feel the most at home.

It doesn’t hurt that she’s joined by the stunningly hot Maluma.

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Son Sues Parents for Destroying his Porn… Parents compare porn to “Crack Cocaine.”

So the bare bone of the story is that a man (whose name we don’t know) divorced and was forced to live with his parents for a few months. He managed to get back on his feet and got his own place, eventually sending for his stuff… But his parents had destroyed $28,000 of his porn and told him that they did it for “his own good.” Yeah, fuck you, dad… I’ll decide what’s good for me and what isn’t, thanks.

Of course, mainstream news can’t ever be trusted to report on anything porn related without a few snide comments and that whole “I DON’T WATCH PORN” thing that basic mainstream people do.

“Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional heath. I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.”

Well… sorry, but you can’t just decide which items that don’t belong to you you’re going to destroy and which you aren’t. So… he’s suing his parents and I hope he wins.

Also… you can have my porn when you take it from my cold, dead hand.

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Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn.

Today’s WHATTHEFUCK. Amazon is filled with all sorts of self-published works of fiction, how-to, self-help and other random pieces of writing that defy description. Anyone can publish their own eBooks and this has lead us to a place where every fetish imaginable has been exhausted and we’re now into the unimaginable.

This being us to… Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn. A book that… well, it’s about a farmer named Matthew McConneymay who meets Lipton, a… man-sized ear of corn who’s funny and charming and headed to the same agricultural conference as our protagonist… you know how these things go… boy meets vegetable and things heat up.

One of the more touching moments is how Matthew is taken with the corn’s beautiful yellow kerneled skin.

It’s also rather telling that even though Matthew is willing to date pretty much anything, but he still manages to find one that looks like himself.

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Jean-Daniel , Tom Pollock, Rhys Jagger at BelAmi

Not sure how BelAmi manages to keep finding those stunning young men with such incredible bodies, big, uncut dicks and that look of joy on their faces while they’re fucking… but it’s been many years of incredible porn like this.

There’s no story or setup with this one… this is just Jean-Daniel, Tom Pollock and Rhys Jagger fucking. According to my buddy over at BelAmi, all 3 of the guys were working in their offices, Rhys in Bratislava and the other pair in the Prague office. And having worked in some porn studios… yeah, sometimes the guys are that hot.

Sure… they’ve all got great bodies and those classic Eastern European looks, and apparently they’re all friends off-camera, so there’s a camaraderie that exists here. The scene is split between two separate videos…but trust me, both are hot.

click here to see it at BelAmi.

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