Target’s Star Wars Dildos.

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Ok no… they’re not dildos…. but they sure look them.

Yes, this is real BUT it was just… an innocent accident.

Over Facebook, Target explained:

Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.

Oddly enough, the woman who first caught it wasn’t “offended” at all… she thought it was as funny as we all did.

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Cockyboys – Alex Mecum and Jacen Zhu

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The strong, romantic chemistry between vivacious duo Alex Mecum and Jacen Zhu lights up the screen as they compliment each other with sweet sincerity and affection. And, since Jacen is already sitting in Alex’s lap, it’s easy for them to go right ahead and show you that their connection is quite real. They kiss at length and they barely stop as Alex deftly undresses Jacen, gets his shorts down and growing cock out. Alex gets on his knees and sucks Jacen with nearly the same affection as kissing. In fact he takes the time to bury his face in Jacen’s crotch, kiss his balls, and make his way up his washboard abs and up to his waiting lips.
An excited Jacen quickly undresses Alex and sucks him with even more passionate energy. He relents only once to kiss Alex and stroke his cock as the hairy chested stud holds Jacen close and run his hands over his bubble butt. Jacen returns sucking Alex’s mushroom-head cock but Alex can’t hold back any more. He kisses Jacen, picks him up with surprising ease and lies him back in the chair to rim his tight hole, lick his balls, and put a big smile on his face. Alex flips over Jacen on all fours, teases him with his cock and plants kisses on his back before sliding slowly into him and putting a look of pure ecstasy on his face.
Alex tops him with the romantic passion promised at the start of their scene and takes it further. With his cock inside Jacen, Alex carries him to the bed where Jacen sprawls out on his stomach, enabling them to continue kissing as they fuck. Alex finds that spot which makes Jacen catch his breath, moan with pleasure, and grip the mattress as he turned on his side and finally on his back. Alex kisses and fucks Jacen in this position, with a few hot variations, and not stopping until Jacen explodes with a geyser of cum that takes them both by surprise. Alex follows up with an explosion of his own and though this is not new to him he and Jacen are both blown away by it…and in a state of euphoric post-sexual bliss.

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and now… a selfie stick

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Will Braun tries to find the perfect angle to take a nude selfie for his roommate Eddy. The selfie stick helps, but works better to open Will’s ass for Eddy’s deep pounding

Who would of thought a didgeridoo was a gateway item to see what things Men.Com would stick up their models’ asses? The latest non sexual item, is of course that pain in the ass, selfie stick.  Now, no matter what your feelings towards these objects of vanity are, you have to admit that shoving the stick up Will’s ass with his phone attached its a pretty interest way to use it…

Check out all the hijinks that Will and Eddy get into in SELFIE STICK.

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I’ve never not burst into tears watching this scene.

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From the Doctor Who spinoff Torchwood.

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I know I have a dirty mind and all…

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…but the best/most disturbing thing so far today has been seeing entertainment section headlines reading “Wonder Woman tops Tom Cruise.”

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This is literally the most terrifying thing you’ll see all day

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Remember how back in about 1998 someone figured out that if you removed the audio from The Wizard of Oz and replaced it with Pink Floyd’s epic Dark Side Of The Moon, it all lined up and turned an already terrifying children’s movie into a mortifying Gen-X movie of hopelessness? Well… someone’s kinda vamped on that. (if you haven’t seen that, by the way, watch it after the jump…)

If you’re a technophobe who has to work in the digital world (such as myself), this will probably keep you up at night (like it will with me).

This is an ad for Goole Assistant but it’s cut with the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 audio.

It takes a cute advertisement about a small machine that listens to you non-stop 24 hours a day (and then shares that info to a central data cloud and predicts what you’ll say/do/like/buy) and makes it seem like that would be a bad thing.

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Hooray for Fleet Week

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From Men.Com:
These navy gays are ready to take the plunge! Rafael Alencar slides his monster cock deep into Griffin’s puckered pink hole. Griffin’s throat takes that huge dick before Rafael fucks it back into his ass. Once he hops on top for a ride, it’s only so long until he busts his nut all over Rafael’s toned stomach.

Check out Part 1 of Fleet Week!

 

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James and Jordan First Time Friends

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I could maybe do without that whole “How’s your girlfriend” bullshit at the beginning… it’s not necessary. Hot men fucking is hot men fucking. And James  and Jorden are two hot men who we all wanna see fuck.

Good enough.

That being said… that whole “talking a buddy into some first time dick…” THAT’s something we’ve all fantasied about, right?

James pulls out and shoots his load onto Jordan’s stomach, dripping cum all over Jordan’s body as the two of them joke about how much Jordan loves the cock. This time, Jordan proudly admits it, now understanding that their friendship is about to go to the next level. Enjoy…

Click Here to watch the whole scene at Next Door Buddies.

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Rix & Quentin Gainz fuck at Active Duty

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More hot young military tattooed boys fucking. Dink Flamingo’s Active Duty has been one of my top favorite gay porn sites in over a decade. It’s rough and hot… dirty and low-fi. But the sex is always hot.

Rix is back in action with us once again. His firm attitude and lust for that tight ass is making him climb the ranks at a steady pace. This is only his second time being with one of our vets and this time he’s tackling Quentin Gainz. Quentin loves to try out the rookies who are just learning the ways of battling through the ranks here at AD. He’s more of our special ops vet when we need him to test the willingness of these new recruits. Quentin brings the fun while Rix brings the pain and toughness.

Quentin’s cock is usually the first to be hard and throbbing but Rix has beaten him to the punch. Rix drops his drawers and his cock is hard as a rock standing straight up and Quentin is amazed by it. Rix is ready to rock out so he wraps his mouth around Quentin’s throbbing dick.  Continue Reading

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Dirk Caber makes Jackson Grant “Cum Laude.”

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The joke was so obvious I’m amazed it hasn’t been done to death. And the setup is perfect for a Titanmen summer movie… Dirk Caber plays “the dirty professor” who brings three of his favorite students to his weekend house in Palm Springs for some fun in the sun.

First up… Dirk and Jackson Grant fuck under the hot California sun by the pool.

I’m really proud of how I made this one look. It jumps off the screen with super-saturated colours that make it look like a 50s vacation postcard. I achieved this by hitting the men with a lot of bright light that was on the warmer yellow end and then in post, correcting with an azure filter that gives the sky that stunning deep blue and the the trees that emerald tone. It’s always fun to shoot stuff with two really good performers that give me the chance to really get some great shots and action.

Since I had two really top-notch performers, I was able to also add a few accent shots… my favorite was the drone shot. We shot this in December last year (yes, it’s like that a week before Christmas in Palm Springs) and the sun disappeared behind that mountain at 3:12 that day…. so we had to finish fast… and we did.

They were done so early we had time to clear away all the gear and get the guys to do it all again so I could shoot it from the opposite angle. It helps further the illusion that the guys were alone…

Except they weren’t.

Lorenzo Flexx and Jonah Fontana were watching from the bushes (and are visible in one of the drone shots).

Scene two (next Wednesday) will be what happened after Lorenzo and Jonah caught Dirk and Jackson fucking.

You can see the whole scene here at Titanmen.

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