I find this disturbingly hot. John Stamos gives cuddle lessons. With… Bob Saget.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

This is literally the most terrifying thing you’ll see all day

Remember how back in about 1998 someone figured out that if you removed the audio from The Wizard of Oz and replaced it with Pink Floyd’s epic Dark Side Of The Moon, it all lined up and turned an already terrifying children’s movie into a mortifying Gen-X movie of hopelessness? Well… someone’s kinda vamped on that. (if you haven’t seen that, by the way, watch it after the jump…)

If you’re a technophobe who has to work in the digital world (such as myself), this will probably keep you up at night (like it will with me).

This is an ad for Goole Assistant but it’s cut with the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 audio.

It takes a cute advertisement about a small machine that listens to you non-stop 24 hours a day (and then shares that info to a central data cloud and predicts what you’ll say/do/like/buy) and makes it seem like that would be a bad thing.

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Doin’ it… with a Didgeridoo?!

Now, I only hear about this scene recently. And it was actually on my personal Facebook feed. It popped up because The GayComicGeek commented on an article from gaystarnews.com on how Men.com is under fire for using a didgeridoo as a dildo. Of course, not knowing that it was a men.com scene right away, I had to check out the article, and then I had to find the scene to see what was going on.

I read the article and saw some of the tweets they included as well as some of the comments others have left, and it runs the spectrum of being racially insensitive to you need to get over yourselves. Let it be known that I have no opinion or comment on what the studio is being accused of. I just want to get that out there right now. I’m not here to shove my beliefs on anyone, just here to review some good ol’ dickin. Taking away any symbolism and what the didg is used for, I watched it as if it was no different than someone using a baseball bat as a dildo, or when the girl in American Pie said that one time at band camp she stuck a flute or something in her vagina.

That being said – on to the fucking! So it turns out that Jack Hunter just returned from Down Under, and decided to play his new didgeridoo. Now, the didg has a distinct sound to it, and well, people are going to hear it. Especially if you are in the common areas of a living space. Speaking from personal experience, it can and will be heard. Now Aspen is trying to sleep when this low rumbling interrupts him. He goes out and confronts Jack – that should be the end of it… but of course it’s not. Jack goes back to playing. This of course pisses off Aspen and that’s where the fucking begins. Aspen comes back out, takes the didg and tries to break it over his knee… (it’s a cheap didg, and bends in half.) So then he proceeds to shove it up Jack’s ass. This is where the comedy of porn kicks in – it’s hard to hear, but you will hear Aspen say, “I’m gonna didgeridoo you in the ass…” and apparently Jack likes big things in his hole. After a little bit of work, Aspen decides that Jack’s hole needs a break, so he grabs his head and starts throat fucking him.. I’ve always liked Aspen – he’s hot. Has the right amount of fur and muscle, and a great cock. And it doesn’t help that he’s wearing a black wife beater and those tailored sweats that tend to drive me crazy cause you can see what the guy who’s wearing them is packing. Anyway – So Jack takes Aspen’s throbbing cock very well and I may or may not have shot my load three times watching this scene. Aspen just acts like the right amount of Aggressive Top that I wouldn’t mind getting pounded by once or twice.

Didgeridoo Me is one scene worth checking out.

Short Stories About Taking it up the Butt

the-pokemon-go-erotica-and-its-mad-genius-author-explainedYes, it’s been a while – but I’ve discovered some interesting reading. I have this thing for Chris Hardwick – to me, he’s hilarious. I was introduced to one of his shows, @Midnight – I usually can’t stop laughing. Since the full time job has me in all sorts of weird hours, it’s a staple on the DVR. Anyway, there was one episode where he mentioned this guy, Chuck Tingle, who wrote these odd gay fantasy novels. More like short stories. Anyway, I can’t remember exactly what the context was on the show, but for those of you who haven’t watched, they basically search the interwebs for all sorts of weird, fun, political, strange shit… it varies… and there are three comedians that buzz in and add some sort of whatever to the topic. One show staple is the Hashtag wars… pure gold!

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Anyway, back to Chuck. Like I mentioned before, I don’t remember the exact context, but the books were brought up, and somehow this resulted in Chris Hardwick being the subject of one of these Gay Fantasy short stories.
Hard for HardwickJump forward to the end of November. I’m getting ready to fly to Chicago for a convention, and was searching for some reading materiel for the kindle. Curiosity totally got the best of me and I was searching Amazon for this book – I found it! And it was only like 2.99 to purchase… I figured, what the hell and bought it. Now on the plane ride, I’m reading this short. And I do mean short… But basically, Chris Hardwick is doing some filming for @midnight, and somehow time freezes, and Chris is taken to the roof of the studio by this “materialization” of his show and takes it up the butt.
Now I’m not sure if I would consider myself a Tignle fan, but I did read one more of his stories – again, it resulted in someone taking some sort of object up the butt. But The Names of these stories are hilarious – With Titles like “Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness” or “Glazed by the Living Donut” They are bound to get a chuckle. Who wouldn’t want to read about Space Raptors fucking Astronauts?

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Naked Body Painting Rorschach Ink Blots.

Brent Ray Fraser paints himself naked, rolls his boy up against a white wall and paints images that look rather amazing. The full video is 30 minutes long and I have to admit I found it hard to look away. A rather stunning video. I almost forgot how hot it was…

This isn’t disturbing AT ALL

A mortifying video of watching silicone sex dolls being manufactured.

While it’s fascinating to watch and see how it’s all done, in the end it gives you a rather necrophiliac feeling in your gut to know that while they look very… real-ish, there are men who are going to have sex with them.

 

Sorry, Everyone… there will be NO Josh Duggar Sex Tape…

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I know how much this upsets you all…

Vivid Entertainment — one of the top sellers of celebrity porn videos — has no interest in making a sex tape with the disgraced reality star! “Josh Duggar is an admitted child molester and therefore we would never ever have anything to do with him!”

So that’s that. He’ll have to survive on his trust fund, I’m afraid.

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