My Hangover Cure.

While I love to share my favorite drink recipes here, even a hardcore cocktail connoisseur such as myself occasionally maybe has a couple more than I wish I’d had the following morning.

A hangover is a combination of a bunch of things, mostly dehydration and a drop in electrolyte and potassium levels. What works for me that morning when I’m feeling a bit delicate is this… an avocado with a sprinkle of sea salt, a sprinkle of raw sugar, a bit of balsamic vinegar, a bit of cheese and then a LOT of water. You’ll feel right as rain in an hour or so.

And yes… since yesterday was both my anniversary AND Cinco De Mayo… I may have partied a bit harder than normal (no I’m not one of those basic bros who wears a fake mustache and a sombrero).

Drink well, my friends.

 

Put It In Your Mouth And Swallow: The Blackjack

Just like me: Dark and a bit bitter. But still sweet and smooth. Easy to make, but your friends will think you’re a magician. The Blackjack’s beauty is that with Kirschwasser as a main ingredient, you can adjust how sweet you want it… or… have it not sweet at all.

  • 1½ Oz Brandy (this is the guts of the drink, don’t scrimp on this)
  • ½ Oz Kirschwasser
  • 1 Oz espresso (chilled is best)
  • 1 Tbsp Demerara Syrup (adjust the level depending on how sweet or not sweet you like it)
  • Chocolate Bitters (give it a couple shakes)
  • Pecan Bitters (just one shake)

Combine the ingredients into a shaker with uncrushed ice. Shake until the shaker is uncomfortably cold to the touch. Serve up and garnish with maraschino cherries (I like Luxardo… choose whichever you like).

Drink while listening to Ghost’s Cirise.

File Under “Duh”: Straight Men More Willing To Have Gay Sex While Drunk


A new study published in The Journal of Social Psychology gives us a bit of scientific background to the well known phenomenon we call “The Five Beer Queer.”

This field study, conducted outside of bars in the Midwestern United States, examined 83 heterosexuals’ sexual willingness with a same- or other-sex partner. Participants viewed a randomly assigned video vignette of a same- or other-sex partner. Alcohol intake, partner attractiveness, and sexual willingness were measured. Using moderated regression analysis, we found that alcohol intake predicted sexual willingness with the male target for both men and women, but not with the female target. The attractiveness of same-sex partners was related to sexual willingness. Sexual willingness was only influenced by alcohol intake and perceived attractiveness of a same-sex prospective partner. Most notably, alcohol intake was related to increased sexual willingness of men with a same-sex partner, suggesting a potential shift in normative casual sexual behavior among heterosexual men.

In other words, straight guys are more likely to “go there” if they’ve had a few drinks.

My own personal market research in this area back in college could have told you that, although I should probably point out that it’s NEVER ok to ply your hot straight guy friend with tequila shots in hopes that he’ll give you a shag.

Put It In Your Mouth And Swallow


A simple cocktail today… barely qualifies for the term. This is Plantation Rum (which is infused with pineapple bark, so it tastes like pineapple, but real pineapple… not fake candy flavor). I added a splash of cranberry bitters. And a big uncle-fuckin’ ice cube.