ok I’ll just come out and admit it… sometimes when you have a porn scene to shoot and you have no idea what to do and you cast is there and the clock is ticking… you just go for the tropes.
This brings us to the new Men.com Straight To Gay scene “Anatomy Of A Men Scene.” This is a parody of gay porn with all of the cliche setups and absurd moments… closely copying the plot devices of the teen comedy Saved By The Bell where the lead actor snaps his fingers and freezes the action to catch the audience up on things.
Yeah, it’s silly… but this is gay porn. It can totally be fun and silly and not make sense and as long as it end up with a dick in some guy’s hole… we have a gay porn scene.
Here we have Beaux Banks taking it up the ass from Justin Matthews after a bit about making a cake. Both Beaux and Justin are in on the joke… they perfectly give that wink to the camera that they know how funny this all is and they’re just playing along. I really do like it when performers can show they don’t take themselves too seriously. It makes it all more fun when the guys show that they’d actually be fun to hang out with off set.
Justin’s body is amazing… ripped and tight… filled out perfectly in all the right places and rippled with muscles. His dick does that springy-bouncy thing when it pops out of his shorts. Beaux never really loses his sense of fun with this scene. They go through all the “I’ve never sucked a dick before, I’m straight” stuff and while they manage to get all the lines in, we really just wanna see Justin down on his knees sucking “his first dick.” Hey, it’s porn, let them have their fun.
I also had to laugh at the magically appearing condom.
It’s one of the connumdrums of making porn with condoms… sometimes the studio wants to make a production out of showing the condom going on. Sometimes I’d just do a quick cut-away to someone reaching for it and then it would be on the top’s dick.
But in this scene, Beaux just says “why don’t you try fucking me” and Justin stands up to reveal that somehow a condom has just magically appeared on his dick.
It’s not always easy to shoot a porn scene in a narrow kitchen. I won’t call out the director or site but I once saw a scene with two very hot men that was so poorly done, I called up the two stars and cast them together to shoot a totally different scene with them where we got it right. I’m kind of an asshole like that sometimes.
Anyway… here’s the scene… enjoy.. this is a fun one and it’s always good to see porn stars breaking character and doing something like this.
In the second part of Anatomy of a Men Scene, Beaux Banks gives us a peek into the everyday life of the hero of a Men.com scene. From waking up with an eerie feeling that he’s about to have anal sex to an unexpected visit from his married neighbor, we see all of the bumps and surprises that make up a day in the life of the average citizen of the Men.com cinematic universe. Through a series of unavoidable circumstances, straight neighbor Justin Matthews ends up with his eager lips wrapped around Beaux’s cock while trying to make his wife a cake. The first-time-fellator does his best, swallowing Beaux’s thick cock down to the balls then sucking and licking those, too. Soon Beaux is bent over his kitchen counter taking the kind of hardcore pounding that straight men always seem to deliver if given the opportunity, fucking Beaux until the tattooed cutie can’t contain his moans of pure pleasure and blows his load right there in the kitchen.
Robbie and Ayden start this one out playing a bit of one of those card games where they ask each other “have you ever…” Or “what is your favorite…” All about sexual encounters. Not sure how real those answers are, but they seem to actually mean it. Robbie gets asked “what are your three Big Dick problems” and Robbie talks about how there’s no way to hide having a boner in public, public rest rooms and he’s hard because he can’t hide it and being too big for guys.
Ayden says “that won’t be a problem with me” because “I got a big ass and I’m not stranger to taking big dicks.” Robbie tells him “yeah, so I’ve heard… word gets out.”
And with that…we’re off to the races.
Both guys are mostly smooth… a slight peppering of hair on Ayden, but they kiss with a lot of passion and Ayden can’t keep his hands off Robbie’s dick. I was a bit interested to see if this would be a good pairing, and it is… they have a lot of natural chemistry that comes across like watching two college buddies. Looking into each other’s eyes and those quick stolen kisses. Both guys are rock hard as they shed their underwear. I love seeing that. It means they were really into it. And you can tell they are.
Robbie doesn’t waste any time getting his dick up Robbie’s hole. Was kinda hoping for a bit more buildup and foreplay but it’s very obvious that the guys just wanted to dive right in. Robbie’s dick stays hard as a rock as it slams (and I mean SLAMS) up Ayden’s hole… Ayden stays hard, too. Side Note: It’s always a bit odd to me when the guys save cock sucking until the third act.
But after the FIRST CUM shot (remember this is Sean Cody and we usually get multiple cumshots from both in each scene), That’s when Ayden goes down and sucks Robbie. Then Robbie buries his tongue in Ayden’s hole before we get a final pile-driver position where Robbie blows a HUGE load all over Ayden’s hole. This is a much bigger finish than I was expecting. Even after the cumshots, they’re still kissing and sucking. This is a total slam-dunk of a scene.
Expectation: Medium. At first there didn’t seem to be a whole lot of chemistry and they came across more as friends.
Result: HIGH. That cumshot that Robbie blows is a gusher that I can’t believe we got out of him as his SECOND cumshot….
It’s been a rough couple of weeks here at GayDailyHot. Losing our friend and blog partner John Tegan was a big blow to us all. I still feel his presence here and we always will. But John would want the fun here to continue. And it will.
So what do you say we take a bit of a trip and meet up with some old friends?
I’m heading to Island House Key West with a bunch of friends including my husband and Titanmen stars, GDH regulars and two of my best friends Jesse Jackman and Dirk Caber. And we’re gonna take you along for the ride.
Thanks again for all the letters of support and your memories.
A rather sweet moment when this adorable and, I assume, gay cop marching in the Brighton Pride Parade shows us how much he loves his body and how well he knows the words to British Pop Band “Steps” song “Scared Of The Dark.”
If anyone can tell us who he is and if he’s single… Please do.
Did you see our #DancingCop in the @PrideBrighton Parade yesterday. Officers volunteered their time to represent @HertsPolice along with Officer from across the UK. 🕺 @SXP_LGBT @LGBTpoliceuk #BrightonPride @HertsPRIDE @hertslgbtq_nh @LGBTHerts pic.twitter.com/eP5PfCVPAG
— Herts Police LGBT+ 🚔 (@HertsPoliceLGBT) August 4, 2019
After a day of buying more candles, some new towels, new pillowcases and a new reading light… I came across the IKEA food area and I had an idea….
Two shots vodka
Half shot IKEA Lingon Berry syrup
Dash lemon bitters
Combine ingredients in a shaker, strain and serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a Swedish fish.
Put it in your mouth and swallow.
Matt Baume is a genius and I love him and his blog and podcasts… he’s done a couple of cameos in movies that I directed for Titanmen and we’ve been friends for at least a decade. But finally, I got a chance to be a guest on his podcast and I’m SO stoked. It’s kinda long… but… you’ll at least get to kinda know me. And yes… While I’m still gutted over the death of my friend John Tegan who helmed Gay Daily Hot for the years I was with Titan, John’s husband and I have decided that we want to keep having fun here. So… we’ll just have fun here.
Listen here, Itunes or here:
While I this isn’t QUITE as hot as when the band released their album Liebe Ist Für Alle Da in a deluxe eddition that contained dildos molded from the dicks of the band mebmers, this comes in a close second. (*if you want the dildo box, you can still find copies of it here on Discogs for upwards of $800)
While playing a concert in Moscow, Paul Landers and Richard Kruspe shared a kiss in front of the crowd. While being gay isn’t expressly illegal in Russia, there are a lot of laws making being gay very difficult. So it’s nice to knmow that they’re on our side.
GayTimes has more…
This is the fourth time that I’ve sat down to tried to write this. How does one even start a post like this? How does one sum up a relationship like the one I had with John Tegan?
I first became aware of John back in 2010. JetSet had just released a movie called Getting Levi’s Johnson that I thought had perfectly captured the gay political zeitgeist at the moment. We were in the early days of the Obama years and a lot of the gay Twitterverse and Bloggoshpere (both still in their infancies) couldn’t get enough Levi Johnson. Levi, as you’ll recall, was the young man that had impregnated Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter. Many entertainment entities from Stand Up Comedians and mainstream TV sketch comedies to porn-adjacent publications like Playgirl had tried to capitalize on him, but John Tegan (who was already an established gay porn producer and director) perfectly depicted why we were so fascinated with him AND managed to get it into a gay porn movie. So, by the time John came to join our production team with Jake Cruise Media, I was already a fan.
John and I spent the next few years working together non-stop. I was always inspired by his energy and attention to details. How good he was at pulling good acting performances out of porn stars whose job is not acting. How he always managed to keep the tone on set fun and light but how he could (and often did) abruptly change gears when he needed to become the organized and efficient producer.
John wasn’t just a friend from work and he wasn’t just a friend. He was a mentor and a fellow blogger and director that I worked with better than anyone else. He encouraged me to take chances and pushed me to learn more about what we did and why. He gave me a pride in my work that I keep to this day. We worked very well together. Mitch Vaughn used to jokingly refer to us as “Yogi and Booboo” and I think it was Arpad Miklos who started calling us “Sully and Wazowski” which fit better than anything else. John was shy about appearing on camera and seldom posted pictures of himself online, but he was a lot like John Goodman’s Sully. He had the same voice, and he was also a big gentle giant, but he also was the kind of guy who always made you feel safe. Porn stars would often skip the green room and just go sit in John’s office where he’d created a totally safe space where they all felt safe being protected by the big gentle giant.
John and I worked most closely here on Gay Daily Hot. When I had begun writing it, it was just a weird depository for my random thoughts, porn clips and music. When he joined me as co-writer, that’s when the magic really began to happen. We would shoot all the zany things that happened in our lives shooting porn. Interview clips and out takes. Previews and whatever nonsense happened to get captured on camera. He always had a great sense of what people wanted to see and how to get it to them. My career got so crazy that I left Gay Daily Hot in John’s hands a few years ago, but I remained a reader. He always delivered the perfect blend of porn, gay news, politics and random entertainment. I’m going to miss reading his thoughts. John’s reviews weren’t always positive. But they were never mean or catty or unnecessarily harsh.
John and I stayed in regular contact even when we weren’t working together professionally. He would call me up when he wanted to comment on a scene I did (and while he was often really supportive, when something sucked, he wouldn’t hesitate to ask me about it… our relationship was the kind where we could joke about the turds more than the gems). When something fucked up happened on a Titanmen set or something crazy happened with a porn performer we’d both worked with, it was a race to see which one of us would call the other one first. We remained Sully and Wazowski even all those years later. And I’m going to miss having someone to call up to gossip about performers or to ask for advice. I’m also going to miss the panicked 8PM calls when something would go wrong here at GDH and he would always call me first for tech support. I’m going to miss a lot. I already do.
John was pretty quiet about his private life, but he’s been married to his husband Cooper Neuman for the better part of 20 years. They weren’t just a couple, they were a team. It was always wonderful seeing what a great bond they had, and I’m so happy that I got to know them both.
Cooper wanted to ask me to make sure to thank everyone for their rather wonderful and overwhelming comments, emails, tweets and texts. The outpouring from John’s readers and friends from the industry has shown what a great impact he’d had on so many people.
Jake Cruise asked me to tell you all that “John was a great Casting Director. He treated models with respect while juggling plane schedules and hotel bookings. He was also a tremendous movie Director on several Cocksure Men videos. I’ll miss the Gentle Giant with the big laugh.”
We all will.