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That time I made a gay porn movie based loosely on Aaron Schock.

The original working title was “Aaron’s Cock,” but as the script grew and changed, we decided on the running joke of his name being Mike Cauke which sounds like “my cock.” And Cauke For President was born.

We cast the then unknown Matthew Bosch as Mike… his boyish looks and gigantic dick made it a no-brainer. We added Nick Prescott, Tex Davidson, Dallas Steele, David Benjamin, Adam Ramzi and Luke Adams to the mix and the movie took on a life of its own.

It took on a life of its own… the movie became the biggest hit I ever directed and was nominated for more awards than I could even remember. I still have people asking me about it and last week while I was on a self-imposed retreat in Palm Springs for some much-needed downtime, I met a very handsome lawyer from Canada who told me that the scene with Tex and David was one of his favorite gay porn scenes ever. When he told me this, he didn’t know that I’d directed that movie and written that scene.

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Anyway… now that CITIZEN Aaron Schock, anti-gay former Senator who voted against gay people every chance he got has been… well, photographed making out with his hands down a dude’s pants while walking around half naked at Coachella… I figure it’s time for us to go back to Cauke and have some fun.

There’s a HUGE gallery of pics from the movie after the jump… Or just CLICK HERE to see Cauke In Action...

Watch the full movie at Titanmen.

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Son Sues Parents for Destroying his Porn… Parents compare porn to “Crack Cocaine.”

So the bare bone of the story is that a man (whose name we don’t know) divorced and was forced to live with his parents for a few months. He managed to get back on his feet and got his own place, eventually sending for his stuff… But his parents had destroyed $28,000 of his porn and told him that they did it for “his own good.” Yeah, fuck you, dad… I’ll decide what’s good for me and what isn’t, thanks.

Of course, mainstream news can’t ever be trusted to report on anything porn related without a few snide comments and that whole “I DON’T WATCH PORN” thing that basic mainstream people do.

“Believe it or not, one reason for why I destroyed your porn was for your own mental and emotional heath. I would have done the same if I had found a kilo of crack cocaine. Someday, I hope you will understand.”

Well… sorry, but you can’t just decide which items that don’t belong to you you’re going to destroy and which you aren’t. So… he’s suing his parents and I hope he wins.

Also… you can have my porn when you take it from my cold, dead hand.

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TV’s First Gay Wedding…

My buddy Matt Baume, who you can see make cameo appearances in my movies Cauke For President and Cauke For Free, has one of my favorite YouTube Channels and he’s been doing a semi-regular series called “Culture Cruise” and he dissects queer content in mainstream TV. If you like this video, check out his looks at Golden Girls and Married With Children.

But this video is great… I love Matt’s stuff.

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