The Last Time I Went To The GayVNs, I Stole Michael Lucas’ Limo. And Yet, They’re Inviting Me Back.


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I don’t even remember the year, but I was still working at Fratmen. That’s how long ago it was.

2007, I think.

We were nominated for one GayVN Award that we knew we wouldn’t win, but we went anyway because it was a party.


I met Eric Rhodes. I was standing next to a few studio people and I was chatting with them… I thought my friend Jeff from MaleFlixxx was stinging next to me and I turned to him to tell a joke… I made it literally 4 seconds into it before realizing it was porn royalty Eric Rhodes and not my friend Jeff…. I was HORRIFIED. I was thinking “OH man.. he’s going to be REALLY mean to me.”

But I was already telling the joke so I just… finished it. And instead of saying “who the fuck are you?” he laughed, said something like “OH I KNOW, RIGHT?” and we laughed some more. He then said something probably funnier back. That was when I knew that Eric was not, as I had suspected, an attitude-filled, stuck up jerk but one of the coolest, nicest and most laid-back men in porn.


I was drunk at the end of the night and I didn’t want to walk back to the hotel and I didn’t know how to get back. So one of my friends and I literally just… jumped into the limo of Michael Lucas and told the driver to take us to the hotel. We kinda expected to get arrested. The driver started to drive off and then he slammed on the brakes and yelled “YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE” and got out of the car, came barreling around and told us to get out…. and THEN… Michael Lucas and Tony Dimarco appeared… trying to get into the limo that we were trying to get out of before the cops arrived.

I was GOING to beg Michael to not have us arrested, but instead of that… he laughed and said “Are you going back to the hotel? I take you there.” So not only did I NOT get a strip search, I got a free ride to my hotel AND I got to hang with Tony DiMarco (who is one of my favorite porn directors).


The nominations for the GayVN Awards came out today and… Titan has 30 nominations, including TWO for me… for Best Director in the Feature category (For Cauke For Free) and Best Director in the Non-Feature category (for Demolition).

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Adam Ramzi gets a face-full from Dakota Rivers.


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This was a fun scene to shoot, although we had a couple unexpected visitors… both the owner of the house (a friend of mine) and a construction worker accidentally walking in on the guys naked and blowing each other while my crew switched out lights and stuff in the gym.

And of course, we also had construction noise, street noise and a very tiny space to shoot in…

But ANY scene that ends like this is a good one…

Click Here to see the whole scene at Titanmen.

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Car Karaoke “Go”


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After a rather long and exhausting week of shooting the movies Swap and Muscle Daddies.. I climbed into the car with Jesse Jackman, Liam Knox and newcomer Steve Roman. We had some fun… sang a Kelly Clarkson song and confused the locals in Palm Springs.


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99 Seconds From The Last Year


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Titan is taking a short break from shooting for the summer… we’re not taking a break, though. I’m editing movies we’ve shot this year and catching up with all that other “stuff” we need to do… Maybe writing a script or two…

But I figured I’d take a look back at some of the highlights from the last 12 months. Enjoy…

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No, putting “Contour Makeup” on your dick isn’t gonna make it look bigger. Also, yes, that’s my dick.


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You wanna put Lipstick on your Dipstick?

Bronzer on your Boner?

Some… Contour on your Cock?

OK, I’m sorry… this is literally one of the dumbest ideas I’ve heard and I actually do know two men who’ve had their assholes bleached. Now… we’ve all seen our masculine-appearing friends throw on some rouge, some eye shadow, some powder and some mascara and suddenly look like the most beautiful woman one could imagine… so it’s not like makeup can’t work wonders. But “internet-famous makeup artist” Jeffree Star says that he uses makeup to make his Lance Larger (Sorry, I spent all dinner thinking of penis puns and I’m going to use them all).

I contour my shaft a lot,” were his words. And while I’ve seen makeup work magic, I’ve never seen that magic work on an actual wand.

Now… I’m not going to really dump on anyone who wants to add some Womp to their Wang… but aside from a possible good use in intentionally-misleading Grindr pictures to send to Rubes who are gonna know you’ve shafted them in hopes they’d… open the door and let you in… WHO is going to want to do this?

I mean… your dick might look bigger in selfies, but it’s gonna taste REALLY bad and it’s all gonna rub off once the main event starts… right?

While I hate having to be the guy with the bad news…. if there was a way to make your dick bigger… you’d know about it. You’d be able to get it in places other than spam emails and clickbait banners on garbage blogs. They’d be handing it out at the corner of Hollywood and Highland. They’d sell it on the front page of Amazon.

I’d sell it here.

But it doesn’t exist.

So… learn to love your dick. It’s the only one you’ve got.

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Long-Lost François Sagat Video: Making The Pool Scene From Incubus (Parts 1 & 2)


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Here’s a very rare look at François letting down his guard and laughing, joking around and having fun while shooting the “Naked Underwater Wrestle” scene from Incubus.

I found this while cleaning out some old drives and it’s fascinating but fun… hot… and rather endearing to see François, Jesse Jackman, Christopher Daniels, Bruce Cam and Brian Mills all in the pool making the movie. I was just a quiet on-looker for this part. But This was one of the most exciting moments of my life.

Click Here to see the whole movie at Titanmen.

Here’s Part 2 of the video:

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Chatting with Matthew Bosch


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On the set of a new Joe Gage movie.

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Working Again with Joe Gage.


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Joe Gage is a legend. I joke about how he “invented gay porn,” but it’s really not a joke. The whole look and feel of gay porn through the 70s and 80s came from him.

I’ve been a fan as long as I’ve been a fan of porn, and when I met him it was like meeting your idol and finding out he knew who you were.

I’m back in Palm Springs today shooting a new movie (as yet untitled) and sitting next to Joe at the director’s table. This is our fourth time working directly together like this.. He’s the director and writer of the movie… I’m there to more direct the cameras and technical side of it all.

Today’s scene stars Titanmen Exclusive Matthew Bosch along with returning Titan mega-star Dakota Rivers. Two men I love working with.. they’re funny and fun and smart and a blast to have on set.

See all of Joe’s Titanmen movies here.

See all of Joe’s own movies here.

See Matthew Bosch’s movies here.

See Dakota Rivers’ movies here.

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My Hangover Cure.


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While I love to share my favorite drink recipes here, even a hardcore cocktail connoisseur such as myself occasionally maybe has a couple more than I wish I’d had the following morning.

A hangover is a combination of a bunch of things, mostly dehydration and a drop in electrolyte and potassium levels. What works for me that morning when I’m feeling a bit delicate is this… an avocado with a sprinkle of sea salt, a sprinkle of raw sugar, a bit of balsamic vinegar, a bit of cheese and then a LOT of water. You’ll feel right as rain in an hour or so.

And yes… since yesterday was both my anniversary AND Cinco De Mayo… I may have partied a bit harder than normal (no I’m not one of those basic bros who wears a fake mustache and a sombrero).

Drink well, my friends.


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yet another year….


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Nine years ago, Carlo and I finally were legally married in Toronto. I had a broken arm, the only song we had on my iPhone was “Shine a Little Love” by ELO (this was before the iTunes store app existed) and after our 10-minute ceremony at City Hall, we went and had brunch with friends. We’d already been together for 16 years (25 now), so it was mostly just for legal reasons we did it. But it was still fun.

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