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Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn.

Today’s WHATTHEFUCK. Amazon is filled with all sorts of self-published works of fiction, how-to, self-help and other random pieces of writing that defy description. Anyone can publish their own eBooks and this has lead us to a place where every fetish imaginable has been exhausted and we’re now into the unimaginable.

This being us to… Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn. A book that… well, it’s about a farmer named Matthew McConneymay who meets Lipton, a… man-sized ear of corn who’s funny and charming and headed to the same agricultural conference as our protagonist… you know how these things go… boy meets vegetable and things heat up.

One of the more touching moments is how Matthew is taken with the corn’s beautiful yellow kerneled skin.

It’s also rather telling that even though Matthew is willing to date pretty much anything, but he still manages to find one that looks like himself.

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Trixie & Katya’s High School Reunion

As we mentioned previously, we are big fans of Ru girls Trixie & Katya. They are absolutely insane and a delight to watch. They’ve been making the rounds lately promoting their new show on Viceland, but their latest promo vehicle takes the cake – a drag queen remaking of Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion on stage. Check it out after the jump!

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More from the British Gay Honey Bears.

A second commercial in the British Honey Bears series with the three hairy gay men in the woods (I do hope they don’t go all scatological and make poop jokes).

This one has a recipe for porridge which is turns out is what we in North America call “oatmeal.”

It’s hard not to love their infectious laughter and obvious chemistry together. Makes us all want to grow a beard and go live in the woods with a couple other dudes.

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The Liberal Redneck goes to a Gay Nudist Resort… thing

Dunno how I feel about this… is this another James Franco-like situation where a straight guy immerses himself in gay culture because it’s cute and funny and he can treat us all like puppies?

Not sure… this video IS very supportive and non-judgemetnal and there’s really no laughing at the men… I find it to be very positive…

Watch and tell me what you think,

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Embarrassing moments in Entertainment History: The Brady Bunch sing “Shake Your Booty.”

It’s hard to know where to start with this. The Brady Bunch Variety Hour was a very unfortunate attempt to recreate the Donny and Marie show using the only whiter TV property… the cast of the Brady Bunch.. who performed in character. Now… most of them couldn’t sing (although the girl recast as Jan could kinda sorta sing) and they really couldn’t dance (although I’d have taken a few pelvic thrusts from Greg) and Alice clearly didn’t know any of the dance steps… Dad couldn’t bend over and the whole thing is such a mess it’s hard to know where to look.

bonus points for that haphazardly thrown together multilayer blue screen at the end that threw in a swimming pool in front of them and miniature kick dancers in front of that…

There is no excuse for this other than “it was the 70s and we didn’t know any better.”

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Caption This.

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Ok so while this might look like I’m finally making my Titanmen onscreen debut, I’m just explaining how the stars of the new Joe Gage epic will get from one position to the next position.

People asked me why I wasn’t in San Francisco for Folsom and I have the best excuse in the history of good excuses to miss Folsom: I’m currently in Palm Springs working as Joe Gage’s secondary director on a new Joe Gage Chronicles movie. Stars of this scene are JD Phoenix, Dirk Caber and Dolan Wolfe.

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