This nice man is going to fuck you in the ass.


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Don’t make him angry. Just smile and let it happen.

Trust me, it’s the only way.

I surrender but I won’t cum quietly.

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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.


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They won’t be doing that anymore.


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Beard Maintenance Lighting Round


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My burly, bearded buddy Ernesto posted this rather hypnotic 24-second video on his Facebook page of his morning beard grooming ritual.

I don’t have the patience for this but WOW that’s one epic beard.

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Dick In The Sky…


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You know when you see a cloud and think “that looks like a dog” or “that looks like a face?”

Well, in Washington State yesterday… people were looking up into the clouds and saying “that looks like a dick.”

Navy officials have apparently released a statement  saying “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

When reached for comment about who to sue/arrest/charge for the mostly benign outline, FAA officials said unless the act poses a safety risk, there is nothing they can do about it. The official said they “cannot police morality.”

Also, apparently some upset mom threw a fit saying “how do I explain this to my kids.” Lady, it’s a body part. You should have already explained that to them and if they’re boys, they already know.

Honestly, some people really need to relax.

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Currently Editing:


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That look you get when you’re busy doing something else but you can’t remember if you turned off the iron or not.

Look for Joe Gage’s West Texas Park N Ride coming to Titanmen soon…

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When your fingers just do their own thing because you type the same words all day long.


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Anderson Cooper doesn’t just rip up Pat Robertson, he makes him the butthead of the joke.


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In defense of Pat Robertson, even a few gay people who should know better. I once had a bar patron tell me I should use rubber gloves when cleaning my bar at the end of the night (back in the 90s when I was a bartender) that if someone had spit or bled on the Formica bar, no amount of cleaning it would kill it and “years later you can burn it back up through the surface and it’ll kill you.”

Some people are so dense.

Anyway… while Pat Robertson isn’t worried about Ebola, he’s quite worried about catching AIDS from towels and bacterial infections from ice when traveling “over seas.”

Anderson Cooper… wasn’t having it.

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Francois Sagat Returns…


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Today Porn Ultra-Star François Sagat posted to his blog about his return to porn.

Anyone who’s read my blog here knows that Francois is a huge fixture here… I’ve posted many of my favorite BTS clips of his last movie Incubus (here, here, here and here).

He abruptly left porn back in 2012 after the release of his self-directed movie Incubus 2.

And while he’s been active on his blog, in music, in performance art, in dance, in movies… he didn’t make a porn until this year’s DREAM FUCKERS for (out June 24)

People have asked me why he chose in Europe over coming to America… in his own words, “We’ve been talking about my comeback with Titan in California, which is still a Dream. I do hope that will happen… Right now I do not want to travel that far to America. “

It seems very reasonable that anyone would be less than willing to travel here to America in our current political climate… so let’s just hope that things change and we get to see him again. He’s still family here at Titan.

And in his words, “I’m not exclusive with anyone … and may wanna shoot again, it went well … I’m still confident.”

We look forward to seeing what he has up his sleeve next.

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Target’s Star Wars Dildos.


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Ok no… they’re not dildos…. but they sure look them.

Yes, this is real BUT it was just… an innocent accident.

Over Facebook, Target explained:

Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.

Oddly enough, the woman who first caught it wasn’t “offended” at all… she thought it was as funny as we all did.

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I’ve never not burst into tears watching this scene.


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From the Doctor Who spinoff Torchwood.

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