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Short Stories About Taking it up the Butt

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the-pokemon-go-erotica-and-its-mad-genius-author-explainedYes, it’s been a while – but I’ve discovered some interesting reading. I have this thing for Chris Hardwick – to me, he’s hilarious. I was introduced to one of his shows, @Midnight – I usually can’t stop laughing. Since the full time job has me in all sorts of weird hours, it’s a staple on the DVR. Anyway, there was one episode where he mentioned this guy, Chuck Tingle, who wrote these odd gay fantasy novels. More like short stories. Anyway, I can’t remember exactly what the context was on the show, but for those of you who haven’t watched, they basically search the interwebs for all sorts of weird, fun, political, strange shit… it varies… and there are three comedians that buzz in and add some sort of whatever to the topic. One show staple is the Hashtag wars… pure gold!

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Anyway, back to Chuck. Like I mentioned before, I don’t remember the exact context, but the books were brought up, and somehow this resulted in Chris Hardwick being the subject of one of these Gay Fantasy short stories.
Hard for HardwickJump forward to the end of November. I’m getting ready to fly to Chicago for a convention, and was searching for some reading materiel for the kindle. Curiosity totally got the best of me and I was searching Amazon for this book – I found it! And it was only like 2.99 to purchase… I figured, what the hell and bought it. Now on the plane ride, I’m reading this short. And I do mean short… But basically, Chris Hardwick is doing some filming for @midnight, and somehow time freezes, and Chris is taken to the roof of the studio by this “materialization” of his show and takes it up the butt.
Now I’m not sure if I would consider myself a Tignle fan, but I did read one more of his stories – again, it resulted in someone taking some sort of object up the butt. But The Names of these stories are hilarious – With Titles like “Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness” or “Glazed by the Living Donut” They are bound to get a chuckle. Who wouldn’t want to read about Space Raptors fucking Astronauts?

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Ex-Machina

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I sat down and watched the first two parts to Ex-Machina: A Gay XXX parody from MEN.COM – Pretty Hot… I’ve always had a thing for Jessy Ares, so that was a bonus! In the second part, I started to be realistic, and started to wonder – machines having sex? sweaty, hot, sex… there is no way that this could be good… then I smacked myself and said, “Paddy O’Brian… Fucking and shooting his load… WHO CARES! It’s Hot.” 19 10 3 23

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Devin Franco Flip Fucks Jacen Zhu

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Liking this new scene from Michael Lucas with the suit play.

Especially how Devin gets totally naked but Jacen leaves most of his suit on. Not sure why I find that so hot, but I do.

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The Hairy Tales of Men.Com

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When I first saw this set come up, I had my reservations. But, since Men.Com is pushing a lot of parodies, I had to see what their take on the good ol’ fairy tale was like. Thus, the “Hairy Tale.”

So the first part was their take on Little Red Riding Hood – “Red Rides.” With Luke Adams playing Red, and Kurtis Wolfe as, well… the Wolf. It was a great scene. Luke, not as muscular as Kurtis, but is and will always be hot as hell! And he takes Wolfe’s cock like a champ.

The Second story is “Worship Me.” This one wasn’t my favorite as far as story goes, but lets be real. Who watches porn for a story? Here you have Wesley Woods and Will Braun tailoring an outfit for Arad Winwin. Even though it wasn’t my favorite out of the three, I couldn’t keep myself from getting hard. Again, watching Arad fuck both Will and Wesley is pretty damn hot, and that’s what we’re watching for… big dicks in tight asses.

Now, I must say that the third part was by far my favorite. Colton Grey wanders into the home of, yep… you guessed it, the three bears – Dirk Caber, Marc Giacomo and Derek Bolt. Aside from having a HUGE crush on Dirk Caber, the scene got me hard, instantly.

Although I don’t think it was officially billed as a parody, I must say kudos to Men.Com for coming up with their twist on the fairy tale.

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