Apparently, ​if you’re Vers, you can go to heaven. Tops and Bottoms are going to Hell.

Christian twit Bryan Fischer explained, for some reason, that there are “two parts to a homosexual liaison, the top and the bottom and neither part of that can get into the eternal kingdom.” Which is fine because if there aren’t bottoms in Heaven, I don’t wanna go.

There’s also a bit about Pete Buttigieg and that gives me a chance to post this:

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