Now, I only hear about this scene recently. And it was actually on my personal Facebook feed. It popped up because The GayComicGeek commented on an article from gaystarnews.com on how Men.com is under fire for using a didgeridoo as a dildo. Of course, not knowing that it was a men.com scene right away, I had to check out the article, and then I had to find the scene to see what was going on.
I read the article and saw some of the tweets they included as well as some of the comments others have left, and it runs the spectrum of being racially insensitive to you need to get over yourselves. Let it be known that I have no opinion or comment on what the studio is being accused of. I just want to get that out there right now. I’m not here to shove my beliefs on anyone, just here to review some good ol’ dickin. Taking away any symbolism and what the didg is used for, I watched it as if it was no different than someone using a baseball bat as a dildo, or when the girl in American Pie said that one time at band camp she stuck a flute or something in her vagina.
That being said – on to the fucking! So it turns out that Jack Hunter just returned from Down Under, and decided to play his new didgeridoo. Now, the didg has a distinct sound to it, and well, people are going to hear it. Especially if you are in the common areas of a living space. Speaking from personal experience, it can and will be heard. Now Aspen is trying to sleep when this low rumbling interrupts him. He goes out and confronts Jack – that should be the end of it… but of course it’s not. Jack goes back to playing. This of course pisses off Aspen and that’s where the fucking begins. Aspen comes back out, takes the didg and tries to break it over his knee… (it’s a cheap didg, and bends in half.) So then he proceeds to shove it up Jack’s ass. This is where the comedy of porn kicks in – it’s hard to hear, but you will hear Aspen say, “I’m gonna didgeridoo you in the ass…” and apparently Jack likes big things in his hole. After a little bit of work, Aspen decides that Jack’s hole needs a break, so he grabs his head and starts throat fucking him.. I’ve always liked Aspen – he’s hot. Has the right amount of fur and muscle, and a great cock. And it doesn’t help that he’s wearing a black wife beater and those tailored sweats that tend to drive me crazy cause you can see what the guy who’s wearing them is packing. Anyway – So Jack takes Aspen’s throbbing cock very well and I may or may not have shot my load three times watching this scene. Aspen just acts like the right amount of Aggressive Top that I wouldn’t mind getting pounded by once or twice.
Didgeridoo Me is one scene worth checking out.